the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I think I figured out Tumblr.
Bitching on here is OK, bitching on Facebook is not.

fuckyeahmovieclub:

You two sons of bitches are goin’ to college.

I have that shirt… .>

smoking-daisies:

life is like a box of chocolates

in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you

Radiohead - No Surprises

craigpelton:

Dwight: How many Indian CEO’s can you think of?
Kelly: I can’t think of any CEO’s, any race. 

theviolentlolita:

bryonasaurusrex:

The sequel:  Gay porn made out of Rick Santorum.

reblogging again because

GAY PRON MADE OUT OF RICK SANTORUM

elisehimirai:

chalupafairy:

kuakusi:

accidentallytechnohazardous:

ndividedbyzero:

walliard:

headintheskaianclouds:

lizawithazed:

thelilnan:

typicaloddities:

sxizzor:

nancaia:

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THESE SHITS FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

ONES , TENS , HUNDREDS , THOUSANDS.

I liked building things with them.

omg yes we learned the fuck out of number places with these things

These were amazing. 

I thought they were cheese

but I see now I was

grossly mistaken

Oh god these things. I fucking loved these things. We had colour-coded ones, though.

Ours were red.

My friends and I pretended that the hundreds were plates, the tens were forks and knives, and the ones were the food. :D

I stole some of these once. I liked them that much.

(also the thousands were totally hollow, what a ripoff)

I never got to use these much and that made me sad.

bitchtits

i didn’t recognize these then suddenly HOLY SHIT

Those things always fucking cut me. < U >

holy FUCK i would get SO EXCITED ABIOUT USING THESE EEEEEE♥

downcastdisaster:

My creative writing teacher stuck baby Dave on her computer at the request of Jessica and I. I feel oddly accomplished

I noticed that when I came back! That’s very much an accomplishment!

whats-up-giggly:

high-fivingamillionangels:

this is why makenzie is better than you

Wingwoman.

carrri:

LOLL